From britdisc-owner@csv.warwick.ac.uk Mon Dec 6 13:01:31 1999 Received: by pansy.csv.warwick.ac.uk (8.9.3/8.9.3) id MAA13883 for britdisc-outgoing; Mon, 6 Dec 1999 12:58:55 GMT Received: from daffodil.csv.warwick.ac.uk (daffodil [137.205.192.30]) by pansy.csv.warwick.ac.uk (8.9.3/8.9.3) with ESMTP id MAA13480 for <britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk>; Mon, 6 Dec 1999 12:58:28 GMT Received: from hotmail.com (law-f227.hotmail.com [209.185.130.165]) by daffodil.csv.warwick.ac.uk (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id MAA27129 for <britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk>; Mon, 6 Dec 1999 12:58:24 GMT Received: (qmail 89114 invoked by uid 0); 6 Dec 1999 12:57:53 -0000 Message-ID: <19991206125753.89113.qmail@hotmail.com> Received: from 130.159.248.36 by www.hotmail.com with HTTP; Mon, 06 Dec 1999 04:57:51 PST X-Originating-IP: [130.159.248.36] From: "leigh simmons" <fatleigh@hotmail.com> To: britdisc@csv.warwick.ac.uk, jonathancurran@dtn.ntl.com, robin.sloan@strath.ac.uk, alpaters@cs.strath.ac.uk, andy_daley@hotmail.com, robdouglas69@hotmail.com, jas@jsangha.freeserve.co.uk, david.kitts@strath.ac.uk, thor.abrahamsen@strath.ac.uk, kathy_in_austria@hotmail.com, claire.watt@strath.ac.uk, cordoyno@hotmail.com, gavin.gilligan@strath.ac.uk, pamela.adams@strath.ac.uk, clare.connolly@strath.ac.uk, andrew.bryce@strath.ac.uk, stuart.murphy@strath.ac.uk, jenna.dunlop@strath.ac.uk, martin.hose@strath.ac.uk, rontoboy@hotmail.com, gerard.lee@strath.ac.uk, nicolezeller@hotmail.com, iandunnlost@hotmail.com Cc: superclarke@hotmail.com Subject: "so what happened at cindy?" Date: Mon, 06 Dec 1999 04:57:51 PST Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Sender: owner-britdisc@warwick.ac.uk Precedence: bulk well i'll tell you final positions were: 24 (trixies bags of pleasure winners) elepant dung 23 flatball project 2 22 falling skies 2 21 york 2 20 the source 19 highly strung 18 falling skies 1 17 (spoon - glittery shoes, really - winners) fish 2 16 ro sham bo 3 15 jedi 2 14 york 1 13 flatball project 4 12 flatball project 3 11 shooting stars 2 10 well hung 9 (plate - silver handbag, really - winners) shooting stars 1 8 northern lights 7 disciples 6 ro sham bo 2 5 fish 1 QUALIFIERS 4 jedi 1 3 ro sham bo 1 2 far flung 1 flatball project 1 fish 1 took the spirit of the game title. well done to the qualifiers, particuarly flatball project. cheers to everyone who came and enjoyed themselves - not one single person had a go at me. wow. at the presentation thingy i was so intent on just staying alive that i forgot to mention tournament tshirts are available for order. they are lovely and white with a lovely black print, on the front is a cool picture that nicole drew (it was also on the posters) and on the back you have a choice of "a tournament for pleasure" or "a flat backed bitch of a tournament" i'll see if i can get someone clever to scan the designs and mail em to you. but i might not be able to. if you want one anyway, just let me know, they'll be £7 each. ok a bit of lost property: black woolly hat pair black thinsulte gloves pair black fleece gloves red nike hat slinky red v neck jumper purple "sail with the elephants" t grey UBC t off white quiksilver t navy fleece scarf that's all really. thanks again to dave for living up to his guru status so well, and thanks to everyone who helped out with the scorekeeping. in a bit leigh ps here's the jokes i got in return for cakes. (for which i accept no responsibilty - you don't have to read em) why do women fake orgasms? cos they think we care how do you make a dog drink? put it in a blender you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. knock knock who's there? bigish bigish who? sorry mate, got no change what's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? acne only comes on a kids face at the age of 13 what's the odd one out: egg, donkey, sex? you can beat an egg, beat a donkey, but you can't beat sex alf and mabel have been married 60 years, they live in a retirement home. one day alf comes home and says, "mabel, i'm leaving you" at this mabel is upset and asks, "why alf, we have been happily married for 60 years, why would you be leaving me?" "it's because i've met someone else" "who?" "it's ethel down the hall" "but what could ethel possibly give you that i don't?" "well she gives me oral sex mabel" "but i give you oral sex too darling" "i know dear, but ethel has parkinsons disease" what do you call a blonde upside down? a brunette with bad breath what do you call a prostitue with white eyes? full ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com